A sample gem: Vanity sizing also gives us the bane of all sane women: size 0. Um, what? Size what? Do you have mass? Do you have volume? Do you have more than one dimension? Then yes, your pants have a size. And we're not even talking about 'size 00', the size that claims black holes are sexy. How are you doing anyone a favor by wishing them into size 0 pants? And how are you doing my seven year old niece a favor by showing her skeletons in Calvin Klein, telling her that real, attractive, desireable women wear pants that can double as event horizons? Cut. It. Out.