I giggled myself into a severe case of the hiccups

from metaquotes, a misadventure involving a spring loaded umbrella, a gallon of milk, and a jaywalker with a chihuahua.

Things I didn;t need to know about my boss pt 1

1) Where he buys his porn

I was making copies of his credit card statements for a legal thing.

Of course, what does it say about me that I recognized the "plain brown wrapper" names of them?