"Don't Piss Me Off" part elebenty-wun

My former landlord informs me that they have deducted $300 from my security deposit for "Cleaning".

Um, do you guys remember what it is that I DO for a living?

( letter sent today - on my employer's letterhead )

I am Joe Six-Pack!

A profoundly moving post from copperwise

( Quoted in full because it's that important )