I will be hiding for the rest of the day

First I had an utter waste of time job interview - what a prick!

Then on the way home I slipped and scraped my knee - and bled all over one of my two pairs of "interview pants".

Then I got home and made chicken noodle soup for lunch only to drop the full bowl and break it, covering half the floor with noodles and broken glass.

That's it. I'm going back to bed.