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wendyzski ([personal profile] wendyzski) wrote2007-09-18 07:12 pm
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Things I didn;t need to know about my boss pt 1

1) Where he buys his porn

I was making copies of his credit card statements for a legal thing.

Of course, what does it say about me that I recognized the "plain brown wrapper" names of them?
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[identity profile] sisucore.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! I got one for you. So Steve and his work peeps went to the strip club (because that's what sleazy lawyers do and while Steve doesn't care for strip joints he's obligated to go) anyways, the wife of one of his co-workers has caught on to the fact that the ATM at the "Flight Club" is called the Romulus Art Theater or FC Enterprises or something to that effect. So Steve uses the ATM to get cash out for them and then the next day, his co-workers pay him back using a regular ATM that isn't tagged something obviously sketchy.

Could be worse...

[identity profile] post-toastie.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 01:31 am (UTC)(link)

You could be cleaning up your father-in-laws stuff after he passed away, and you could *find* his porn stash. Some things are meant to be kept personal.

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[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
My mother was rather stunned a few years ago to find that both my brother and I knew where my dad's porn stash was. And she didn't even know he HAD one.

My comment "Of course he had porn. He's a GUY?"

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[identity profile] post-toastie.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 02:05 am (UTC)(link)

Well, it wasn't the fact that he had a stash, we all knew he did. It was the content...

[identity profile] mustang-bex1126.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Should I be concerned that my husband doesn't have a stash? Although he's probably just denying he does, even though I would totally encourage it (jesus, boy needs SOMETHING when I'm tired, or travelling) and thus if he's lying should THAT concern me? Man, porn is tricky business!

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[identity profile] petronivs.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you've made us curious, but I'm too polite to ask.

[identity profile] petronivs.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
If he has the interwebs, he may not need a stash.

[identity profile] wendyzski.livejournal.com 2007-09-19 02:23 pm (UTC)(link)
He has one - either physical or online. If you don't know about it, he's probably embarrassed about it.
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