Office Max just doesn't carry them, and pointed me vaguely towards some printer labels that might do. CVS and Walgreens had no such things, and even the Hallmark store doesn't carry name tags. I finally found them at the SECOND Kinkos I went to.

I made up little stickers with little pictures for how people knew her too - "Janet's Family, Jake's CoWorkers, Conventions, Online Friends, Galaxy Rangers, Gaming" etc. Because some of these groups just don't overlap at ALL.