Wow. I think your mom and my mom would get along. My mom is thinking of being a professional organizer. She was great when I was moving into and out of various dorm rooms- she could somehow manage to find a place for everything. And when I moved into my apartment she had about a billion tupperware containers to store everything- even my poptarts. There is a labeled container in my cabinet for my poptarts.

Fortunately she does not buy me things like that. Usually. Though I did get a lighted makeup mirror with different lighting settings when I was in middle school. I didn't start wearing makeup until college.