With apologies to a friend of a friend

[wendyzski]

(it was originally about Iowa)

It's winter in Chicago
And the gentle breezes blow,
70 miles per hour at 52 below!
Oh, how I love Chicago
When the snow's up to your butt;
You take a breath of winter air
And your nose is frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful,
I guess I'll hang around.
I could never leave Chicago ,
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground.

Comments

[katexxxxxx.livejournal.com]

Bit chilly is it, darlin'? Need yer fur-lined knickers and sheepskin liberty bodice?

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

Oh no - we went up to 28F yesterday!
*sings* "we're havin a heat waaave - A trolical heat wa-aaave"

[stealthbunny.livejournal.com]

It was 40F here today!! 40!! Last week it was -23! Today it was 40!!

This weekend, it will be back to 0.

No wonder my body aches so much...