another hurricane

means another night of watching idiot reporters standing out in it. Am waiting for one to get clobbered by a flying lawn chair.

Just practicing...

• "No, I'm not married."


• "No, I have no immediate plans to get married".


• (Or alternatively "Why, are you proposing?")


• "No, I do not plan to have children".


• "I'm a musician."


• "No really, I am."


• "I am looking for another 'day job' but also playing gigs - in fact, I have one the weekend after I get back"

( Sigh )