I need a punchline...

[wendyzski]

I have a nice short intro-plus-3-laughs presentation for my Marcon competition, but I need an ending.

Premise is that this is the second annual Tooth Fairy Franchise Expo and Conference (at the Hyatt Ankh-Morpok of course) Sort of like a Mary Kay or Amway convention kind of feel. On Discworld, the Tooth Fairies are working girls, who get issued the money belt, the ladder and the pliers (in case they can't make change). I have 3 quick bits presented as schedule changes or sponsorship announcements, but right now it just kind of stops.

So I need something like a motto or inspirational quote for an ending - "and remember girls....Onward and Upwards" or whatever the motto should be.

Help?

Comments

[vakkotaur.livejournal.com]

The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

ooh - I like that - change the last and to a but and a disapproving finger.

"And remember girls, it's the Tooth! The whole Tooth! But nothing but the tooth...!"

[petronivs.livejournal.com]

"and remember girls, we need to keep feeding the ivory miniatures sweatshops raw materiels or we don't get a holiday party!"

[ashtalet.livejournal.com]

Work hard, but don't bite off more than you can chew?

Make sure it's a jaw, not just in a denture?

The tooth you save could be your own ... and you can keep the fillings!

[petronivs.livejournal.com]

Saving the world from mercury poisoning one tooth at a time?

[duane-kc.livejournal.com]

"Ye shall know the tooth, and the tooth shall set ye free!"

[msimon777.livejournal.com]

Booty is tooth, tooth booty. That is all ye need to know on earth and all ye need to know!

With apologies to Keats and his "Ode to a Grecian Urn"