you can't make this shit up!

[wendyzski]

Carnivorous slug found in Cardiff

*cue 'Torchwood' theme music*

Comments

[rowangolightly.livejournal.com]

Ok, ew. And here I thought I couldn't hate slugs anymore than I already did.

Wonder if it has the same reaction as the other ones do when they're salted.

[petronivs.livejournal.com]

No word yet on whether Captain Jack had relations with it?

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

unknown, but you never know with him.

(Though as far as we know all were consenting sentient beings)

[pensnuggles.livejournal.com]

I would hope that even Captain Jack would hesitate to risk his anatomy with a being that has a powerful bite and slurps wormms like spaghetti.

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

You people and your quaint little classifications....

[petronivs.livejournal.com]

Well, how about if it had relations with Captain Jack then? It might even be a convenient way of getting rid of that painful intestinal blockage and get a prostate massage at the same time!

[tully-argyle.livejournal.com]

Jack and Ianto are on the way, with time out for snogging.

[wendyzski.livejournal.com]

Can I watch?

[mistrsfluff.livejournal.com]

great... i'm going to cardiff in a month.... better wear my muck boots :P