Putting things into perspective

[wendyzski]

Somehow it's easier to put things into perspective when you write them in lolspeek.

For example, I am having trouble with the claim on my rental car accident from last summer. Visa Enhancement and Enterprise can't reach an agreement on the value of the loss. OR:

I crashifyd my rentalcar dis summer. I has credit card dat sez "we covers evryfing if yoo crashify". Evrybody gotted theyr paperwerks.
Visa sez "Kelly blue book say it werth this much munnees'
Enterprise sez "no - owr supersektrit database say it werth THIS much munnees!"
Visa sez "okays, sends me purchase reseet or cownteroffer"
Enterprise sez "no we alreddy tolded yoo - owr supersektrit database say it werth THIS much munnees"

So I sended e-meow to Enetrprise sayin "this issa problem - please to be excalaytin my klaim to sumwun hoo can negosheeyate. I has no munnees for yoo to sue-ify me, so its in evrywuns bestest interest to werk fings owt"

Comments

[katexxxxxx.livejournal.com]

Wunch of Bankers, innit.

I think all insurance companies are the same.

supersekrit databays?

[salami-salome.livejournal.com]