If this isn't the best part, it's up there:
Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.
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Date: 2004-01-22 05:25 pm (UTC)I was tempted to use #203 about the flying monkeys when he asked me why I didn't reenlist in the USAF lo those years ago...
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Date: 2004-01-22 05:49 pm (UTC)If this isn't the best part, it's up there:
Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
(Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I did bring enough for everybody.