Malapropisms

jcw_da_dmg can never remember the word "jerkin". He knows it's not a doublet, but can never remember what the exact word is

Yesterday at rehearsal, we were talking abut what to wear to the Durty Nellie's gig.

"I'll probably wear my gerbil"

Because every girl needs one...

I'm wearing a tiara.

....because I can.

( Shoppies at Transworld )