I need a punchline...

I have a nice short intro-plus-3-laughs presentation for my Marcon competition, but I need an ending.

Premise is that this is the second annual Tooth Fairy Franchise Expo and Conference (at the Hyatt Ankh-Morpok of course) Sort of like a Mary Kay or Amway convention kind of feel. On Discworld, the Tooth Fairies are working girls, who get issued the money belt, the ladder and the pliers (in case they can't make change). I have 3 quick bits presented as schedule changes or sponsorship announcements, but right now it just kind of stops.

So I need something like a motto or inspirational quote for an ending - "and remember girls....Onward and Upwards" or whatever the motto should be.

Help?

and THIS is why you practice in the costume

(#&^%*#& slippery satin capelet with ~)$&$%^#*% WINGS hanging off the back

Worn over a layer of panne velvet (~%#^$*^@!)

On top of a satin dress with a #^$*%~$&%&* chiffon overlay!!!

I'm going to be 65% SAFETY PINS up on that stage!