I'm a bio-weapon

[wendyzski]

Be nice to me or I'll touch you!

I'm at work today, since the room only spins slightly when I close my eyes now. I think the upstairs neighbor has gotten rid of the hippo, but they turned up the volume on the CTA announcements. And of course, I happened to be standing right next to a fixture when the fire alarm test went off at 8:50 AM. I think I screamed.



I have spent much of the last two days pondering if it would be less painful to simply scoop out the contents of the left side of my head. I eventually decided that while it would, the resulting drool would be unsightly.

I had some REALLY wierd dreams the last few days, like...

• I had a long talk about life with an ex-boyfriend of mine, except he had different hair.


• They were building an IKEA near the house where I lived in NJ. It had a 2-story parking garage, but to go down you had to get out of the car and push a big lever to change the ramp, kind of like those old Playschool playsets.


• I caught a mouse in my apartment in a little bowl, but there was some water in the bottom of the bowl and it dissolved. I was sad.


• I was taking a cab to an address on Rockwell (which I think is the address of a friend's old apartment, but at the time I thought it was a recording studio). I fell asleep in the cab, and the driver took me to Brockwell instead. He wouldn't admit that he was wrong, and just drove off- I didn;t even pay him. It was a really nasty neighborhood, and I was trying to explain the situation to an old fat bald white guy but he wasn't listening. He was scary.

Yep - welcome to the wierd world of Wendy.

Comments

[capi.livejournal.com]

Wendy said (yes, she did; i heard her!):
"...I happened to be standing right next to a fixture when the fire alarm test went off..."

Urgh - I hate when that happens. Worse, of course, when you're head is all stuffed with ... uh... nevermind....